A Chud is a guy who thinks he's fly Also known as a douchebag Always talking about what he wants And just sits on his broke ass So No, I don't want your number No I don't wanna give you mine No I don't wanna meet you nowhere No I don't want none of your time No I don't want no chud A chud is a guy who can't get no love from me Sitting on the passenger's side of his best friend's ride Try to holla at me I don't want no chud a chud is a guy who is @ing me in my timeline asking for pics of my feet I don't wanna give them no you can't have my titties no A Chud is a guy whose wife is dry Also known as Ben Shapiro With small-dick energy and bigot takes And don't make his woman cum Oh No, I don't want your Twitter No, don't @ me in my timeline No, I don't need your redpill bullshit No, don't want a whiny sexist guy No I don't want no chud A chud can't deal with this wet-ass-pussy Crying to his doctor wife, Who then makes up lies To not hurt loser's feelings I don't want no chud a chud is a guy who stans CD Projekt when it makes transphobic comments all over Twitter and then doesn't apologize for them I don't want no chud a chud is a guy who sends me pics of his cock and then he yells at me and sends death threats when I don't wanna talk to him Fuck off you piece of shit Go tell your momma to make you another batch of hot pockets Well a chud DM me, but his game is kinda weak And I know that he cannot approach me 'Cause I'm actin' like class and he's actin' like trash Can't get wit a deadbeat ass CP 2077 fan If your partner cook & clean while you game and watch porn Oh yes son, I'm talking to you If you offended by women's sexuality Oh yes son, I'm talking to you If you shorty never had orgasm Son I'm talking to your dumbass If you mad cause your girl make more money than you Oh yes son, I'm talking to you But you don't try to get a job then the rent comes due Oh white male son, I'm talking to your dumbass If you get mad when women talk at all Son I'm talkin' to yo ass you will fall If you get pissed when women have gaming jobs your a piece of trash Wanna get with me, with no equality Oh no I don't want none A chud is a guy With a copy of Ayn Rand on his fedora stand Begging for a mindless Stepford Wife Spamming in your stream, wanting pics of your feet A chud is a guy in the vanguard party selling newspapers while sitting on his butt Tweeting at you saying you're not revolutionary enough when you support indigenous peoples' struggles and get hit SWAT cop batons Noooo I don't want not no chud a chud is a guy who tells me to cook and clean while he sits on his ass and he plays his fuckin' Cyberpunk 2077 laughing at all his trans jokes complains when I don't dress like a sexy witch or a succubus or a fucking character from Mortal Kombat And he wants to fuck me every second of the day but he doesn't get me off I ain't gonna play with your bullshit nooooooooo Noooooo chud go back to your Donald Trump club Keep masturbating to your anime kitsune in your bodypillow Cry yourself to sleep little boy And when you grow up you can join our org maybe

Hey little sister what's in your pants I don't care but I'm trans and don't be transphobic, you piece of shit Hey little sister wanna come with me Yeah I'm also a sister, lets get married Ok let's have a RED WEDDING!!! Cause we're communists and lesbians YEAH It's a nice day for a Red Wedding Lesbian Communist space chickens yeahh!!!! We got red and black feathers in our cyberPUNK game yeah Hey little sister block them terfs yeah Hey little sister fuck them jerks yeah JK Rowling go to hell and CD Projekt too Hey little sister lets go to the protest Defend black lives fight cops then have gay sex In our cooperative housing bedroom Cause it's a nice day to start again!!!! In a white supremecist, capitalist, transphobic empire A nice day for a Red Weddingggg in America Yeah!!!!! In orbit around mars making love together yeah!! Fully automated luxury communism inside of... This stream yeah!!! I got an A with an O in it, on my Gundam yeah!!! With a picture of Evo on it, smashing fascisssssttts yeah!!! Cause it's a nice day for a Red Wedding, yeah!

I would do anything for cyberpunk I'd install Elon Musk's cyberjack - and get gangrene I would do anything for cyberpunk I'd get arrested doing an ATM hack and go to prison But I'd never work 100 hours in a single week for a megacorp, no way I would do anything for cyberpunk, I'd do anything for cyberpunk 2077 I would do anything for cyberpunk, But I won't do crunch No I wont do that And some days it don't come easy, and some days my brainjack broke And some days my cyberarm malfunctions, and these are the days that never end And some nights my chummers get arrested, and some nights I'm fried by cyberspace ice Some days I hack a Mitsubishi bank and retire with a pina colada on a white sand beach Maybe I'm crazy, I'm a Crazy Russian Hacker but it's true No one can save me, AAA game, no one else can save me now but you As long as this shithole planet is turning, as long as chrome stars are burning As long as my cyberpunk dreams are coming true, you better believe it I would do anything for cyberpunk 2077, I'd pre-order it on Steam for $70 and go bankrupt I would do anything for cyberpunk Anything for cyberpunk, Anything you've been dreaming of but I would not do AAA crunch Anything for cyberpunk, Anything you've been dreaming of And work for hours and hours and hours for terrible pay Some days I pray for silence, some days I listen to transphobes And then I look at Twitter and Cyberpunk is doubling down on its bullshit Maybe I'm lonely, baby that's all I'm qualified to be as an incel There's just one and only, one and only girlfriend I will have, and she's an anime kitsune As long as the wheels are turning, as long as my brain is burning As long as Reddit dreams are coming true, CHUDs you better believe it We're all gonna do anything for cyberpunk We'll even yell at random people for being naysayers We'd do anything for cyberpunk I'd start a fuckin' Onlyfans and take pictures of my asscrack I would do anything for cyberpunk, I would even suck off a fuckin skunk I know the territory I've been around. I've played all your RPGs and they're all fucking bloated AAA pieces of shit and I Hate that You're just a permanent tech demo pretending to be a game And your fucking billionaire assholes ran away with the money and that's a shame And I wont support your fuckin AAA garbage no I fuckin wont do that Oh no I would do anything for cyberpunk, I'd do anything for cyberpunk I would do anything for cyberpunk, But I won't support giant AAA capitalist corporations that crunch their workers.

On a cold covid morning In a time ruled by the right In flames of capitalisms reign We ride towards the strike The dark landlords are coming round And the times are tough alright The sound of evil bankers fall Around the world tonight Fighting hard, fighting for medicare for all Through the wastelands of New York The bosses souls will feel the hell of work stoppages galore On the blackest plains in Bezos domain We strike till incomes grow Through the strike and haze of disinfectant in our nose So now we picket ever free We'll sick-in before we're dead and gone For basic covid test and treatment Our quest carries on Far beyond a two week thing Far beyond the summer Deep inside our hearts and all our souls So far away we withhold our labor For the lives all so wasted and gone - cause covid murdered you We feel the pain of 30,000 dollar hospital bills today Through corona and the strike we carry on As the red flag is waving And worker rage hits rich guys They'll spill champagne as the masses below Strike a terror in their eyes Running back through the mid morning strike There's a burning in our hearts As we banished capitalists from the workers lands To a place in central park In your leftist dreams see to believe Our destiny is nigh We'll have food and healthcare housing and justice tonight! Comrades in equality Is finally a reality No longer alone in desperation Now exploitation's gone Lost inside a fallen time Lost within Bezos' mind Day after day this general strike must go on So far away we withhold our labor For the lives all so wasted and gone - cause capitalism murdered you We feel the pain of 30,000 dollar hospital bills today Through corona and the strike we carry on Woah, woah, whoah I got covid Oh, I'm dying oh no I'm joining the Unions, tenant and worker orgs and then I'm gonna join the protest tonight Now here we stand with billionaire blood on our hands (in a videogame) We fought so hard, now can we understand We'll break the exploitation of the working class if we possible can For freedom of every human! So far away we withhold our labor For the lives all so wasted and gone - cause covid and capitalism killed you We feel the pain of 30,000 dollar hospital bills today Through corona and the strike we carry on

Oh Captain Eutropia, deliver us from cosmic evil Captain Eutropia, mighty starships brave and free Defend our universe, new homeworld, and colonies from the Shoulder of Orion to Big Dipper's shining 'C' Boldly go to rape, plunder, and pillage strange new worlds, a thousand races with puppet dictators to ensure high returns Strip mine all your colonies to lifeless oblivion, call it progress and efficiency, we bring civilization, son! your jingoistic movies make billions for war profiteers while SWAT cops break legs of aliens, non-macho guys, darks, and queers, Captain Eutropia, cis, human, male, Christian, white and straight Makes Nazis to up profit by dividing workers and driving slaves. Captain Eutropia, beloved savior of the rich. Captain Eutropia, he plants flags in every planet Everything bad that happens, is due to Red Sovinons We've Liberty and freedom to live in deceit and panopticon, Don't talk shit about Captain, or you'll get banned on the spot from internet, social media and lose your mortgage and your job! Watched in the street, bugged in your house, your brainjacks, cyber arms and phone. If you're a ghetto kid and think the wrong thought, we'll bomb you with a fucking drone! Captain Eutropia, sends your sons to die for a lie Massacre innocent people, for the fat wallets of wealthy guys Captain Eutropia, breaks down your door in your sleep Tanks crush your yard, ransacks your house with pulse rifled marines Shoot your dad, rape your wife, your son waterboarded an inch of his life. You deserved it, you're probably a criminal or terrorist Oh, a frat boy son of a CEO, then your pampered ass we'll kiss. Captain Eutropia, comes for all bad people Round up immigrant, deviant xenos with the wrong steeple Journalists, activists, protesters, beamed to prison moons in chains Or out the airlock, a space concentration camp... Or just gas them all, now we're free! Space was the final frontier But Freedom and Democracy Are dead as all of planet Earth A toxic shithole husk covered in radiation and skulls of the poor Only billionaires got to Mars Corporate press brainwashes fake democracy at the polls, authoritarian fascism pollutes the workplace tho! Captain's movies are cliché, and acting subpar! your scripts are war-porn propaganda doctored by the Pentagon! Send kids to murder innocents, To die for lies to profit the rich! Death Stars and Destroyers lotsa cash Sold to states who genocide the masses Captain Eutropia, get sphagettified into a quasar, you cocksucking fascist piece of shit, your sick fucking Empire must fall! Imperial capitalism is the rotten cancer of the Milky Way The black hole in your heart will kill every last living thing someday! Captain Eutropia, Captain Eutropia, Captain Eutropia, BOLDLY GO TO HELL!

Hey girl, I'm just lookin' at you Hey girl, when you do you what you wanna do Hey girl when you do your non-binary makeup get up when you put on that bronzer, when you put on that blush and that anarcho-communist red and black streaks in the morning in the shower every day Please put a picture of your face from ten years ago without any obfuscation of your zygomatic bone or your forehead ridgeline, or your chadmoid combat skull, we need to see your chadmoid combat skull Mark Zuckerberg needs to see your chadmoid combat skull and what phase of your ovulation cycle you're in And how many calories of beef, protein, trans fat, and saturated fat did you have yesterday in the ramen that you expropriated from the dumpster behind the Wal-Mart Girl when you pick up this little Pikachu animatronic and I see your lips as you kiss it through the little camera in its eyes I imagine that it's me Hey girl I'm looking at you through your Android your iPhone your Google Nest and your Home I'm the voice of Siri in your ear The voice of Alexa in your mind I'm always there for you Girl when you put me in your Totoro backpack and just carry me around town and talk to me like I'm Your best friend, like I'm your boyfriend In the city when you go to the protest when you have your IWW meeting I watch you and all of your friends as you go on the rent strike holding the posters, drawing with the sharpie ink 'Fuck landlords and capitalists' and I... I feel like I'm in your presence girl you know, I'm your personal support system in your life I'm the ideal man except I'm a 2 foot tall yellow lighting shooting cartoon character Hey girl I'm electrified by the way you look at me, the way that you look at your boyfriend, and I imagine that it's me and I look at you through your Google Glass as you make out in the basement of your parents' house I look at you through the Amazon camera above your parent's garage and I look at you through your mother's laptop as she drinks coffee on the kitchen table and you sneak past to get something from the fridge Girl the zig-zag of my Pikachu tail is like the zig-zag of my EKG when my heart beats so fast when I see you enjoying those bath bombs when I see you on that picket line giving out your Silver Spook emojis on your 3D-printed fondant lemon chiffon cookies Girl when you say that you love me when you say that you love your boyfriend and I pretend that it's me and Iiiii... I feel my yellow cartoon cell-shaded body get a little more saturated, just a little more saturated Girl nobody can smell what I smell like on the internet that's the great thing about cyberspace love that we have you can't smell when I haven't taken a shower in 7 days and the Cheetoh grease congeals inside of my dandruff and the Mountain Dew Code Red is pouring in rivulets down my terabyte Alien Ware Computer in this military bunker a mile beneath a DC undisclosed location and I have a picture of you that I'm looking at right now from 12 years ago when you had Pikachu nail polish on your pinky toe A Charizard on your thumb, and a cute little Bulbasaur on your ring from your Tumblr and Myspace in a folder called 'Love' right above a folder called 'Spank Bank' That has the other pictures of you The sex that you had with your first boyfriend in 12th grade and I save that folder for special occasions I hide it from my commanding officer Girl you know... Don't leave me tonight Don't you leave me tonight girl Don't leave me tonight Don't get a Hua Wei phone tonight Don't get a Mastodon tonight girl If you throw your nest away If you tape over the camera on your phone If you put your phone in a faraday cage Of foil or a potato chip Lays bags girl If you leave me tonight girl How am I gonna watch you tonight girl? How am I gonna keep you safe from harm from all those creeps on the internet girl? I have 16-pack abs, I know how does that make any anatomical sense well you see I'm a vat-bred transgenics eugenics project escapee masculine figure for you girl Eating turmeric beef and salt every night just like Jordan Peterson told me to for $72 I have explosive diarrhea from eating too much beef but you know, these are sacrifices that I make for you! 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But when I look at you through this orange and blue dystopian wildfire ash and teargas girl when I look at you through this mess of wildfire ash and teargas in Sanfrancisco And I send the SWAT cops to arrest you and all your socialist and anarchist friends and they round you up in a black van And I have a 77-foot wingspan Archangel drone shoot a hellfire missile and blow your boyfriend up And little bits of his bloody arm slap you across the face the little red streak it looks like you've been crying bloody tears you look so cute girl Oh and as they take you away I tell them not to harm you when they put you in the Guantanamo Bay facility and they waterboard you for a week and blast Matchbox 20 at 100 decibels and flash the lights on and off for sleep deprivation and sensory torture And as you die in a puddle of your urine feces and blood I.... I regret some of my life choices girl But I have a picture of your face printed out and stapled to my kitsune waifu bodypillow and I fuck it and I ejaculate into my crispy socks several times in a row and cry myself to sleep in a military bunker Pika pika, pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika PIKACHUUUU!!!!!!!! That's Pikachu-ese for 'I Love You' more than anything in the world unconditionally And you know that I mean it cause Iiiiiiiii.... Pika pika, pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika PIKACHUUUUUU-UUUUUUUU-UUUUU!!!!!!!! As your body rots into a pile of dust and worms and maggots eat out your eyes I regret some of the choices that I made but I still love you more than anything except Baby Yoda

I used to walk down the street and everybody'd be smiling at me I use to wave at kids while they'd lick their ice cream cones and they'd look at me say 'Daddy I wanna be a big big star just like Mr. Police Man!' Every body they used to hug me and kiss me White folks used to call me up when they'd have a noise disturbance and a wellness check or somebody birdwatching of a dark color in Central Park and I was so happy But Mr. Floyd and me we're big big stars on the TV screen now Why does everybody not love me I used to be such a famous big big star but now Mr. Floyd and Brianna they're upstaging me all I did was shoot them 22 times in their sleep, and kneel on their neck to death I don't get why nobody loves me Everybody loves Floyd, why don't they love me? I used to protect and serve with my little badge on my shirt and I would walk through the neighborhood and blow away all the kids with the baggy pants all the dark-skins and blackies cause they're all criminals that I know cause I watched a lot of NYPD Blue and a lot of Bad Boys Bad Boys Watcha Gonna Do cause that's what cops do I'm just killin' the criminals why does nobody love me? I wanna resign from the NYPD nobody loves me I'm gonna take my million dollar pension and throw it out the window cause I'm a little fucking piggy cry-baby police oooOOooOhhhh Don't you wanna make any more Netflix Series Cop TV shows? Everybody loves to watch Hollywood dudes like Ice-T playing a po-po shoots all of the bad dudes like Brooklyn 99 Look they've got Jewish and Black and Hispanic and female cops getting the criminal every time running him down in the alley taking down his BVDs and then putting the handcuffs on him and throwing him in prison solving crimes on a regular basis I only solved one felony and the dude was a black kid that I framed in front of the 711 by sticking a 9 millimeter Berreta in his hand and then taking him off to prison But all the black kids that I killed they were fucking looters and criminals they all kill each other anyway! They're all worthless little kids who're just gonna steal stereos or VHS from the Sears or the Target I'm killing them to protect my neighborhood from those black-black-black-black-black-black-black-black- black George Floyd relatives Why don't you all love me? Everyone should love the police Why don't you love me I went to the McDonalds and they served me my egg McMuffin and the Hispanic lady, she's probably a criminal and I should call ICE on her She took two minutes too long why don't they give me my coffee in less than 30 seconds at the McDonalds? That's racism against the Blue NYPD! Fuck you all why you hate me? Why you make me resign I'm a good little piggy killing black people, throwing them in prison so Jeff Bezos can have 25-cents-an-hour slave labor to make his vegan and non-vegan Whole Foods cheese Oh why doesn't everyone love me When everyone loves all those black people they lookin at you they should be lookin at me! Not George Floyd's body They should be lookin' at me and little kids should be comin up and I should be givin them lolipops with a shield and a star on them and they wanna be me when they grow up Even my own child she disown me! she an anarcho-communist listening to all those leftist podcasts and the breadtubes why do you watch those twitch streams with all those trans lefty commies! Why don't you love me I'm a NYPD officer used to mean so much to me now I just wanna quit talking to my guys and women in my life all the women that I have sex with not my wife I beat her and then she left me why did she leave me? 50% of cops are domestic abusers Why don't you wanna fucking fuck me? Mr. Floyd and me i got a big beef Ms Brianna Taylor and me why don't they love me Mr Ahmaud Aubrey fuckin upstaging me why does everybody love blackee and those fuckin n-words they all all over them why don't they give me peace of mind why don't they give me my pension and million dollars in dime bags i just wanna smoke some of the drugs I stole from blackee I don't get why nobdy likes the police I quit my job I'm going home I'm gonna be a security guard at home depot they don't give me a gun but at least I can chase down some kids but I can't shoot them in the back for being black now When everybody don't leave me I'm gonna stop being an LAPD nobody love me I just wanted to be a boy-in-blue police