Oh
Captain Eutropia, deliver us from cosmic evil
Captain Eutropia, mighty starships brave and free
Defend our universe, new homeworld, and colonies
from the Shoulder of Orion to Big Dipper's shining 'C'
Boldly go to rape, plunder, and pillage strange new worlds,
a thousand races with puppet dictators to ensure high returns
Strip mine all your colonies to lifeless oblivion,
call it progress and efficiency, we bring civilization, son!
your jingoistic movies make billions for war profiteers
while SWAT cops break legs of aliens, non-macho guys, darks, and queers,
Captain Eutropia, cis, human, male, Christian, white and straight
Makes Nazis to up profit by dividing workers and driving slaves.
Captain Eutropia, beloved savior of the rich.
Captain Eutropia, he plants flags in every planet
Everything bad that happens, is due to Red Sovinons
We've Liberty and freedom to live in deceit and panopticon,
Don't talk shit about Captain, or you'll get banned on the spot
from internet, social media and lose your mortgage and your job!
Watched in the street, bugged in your house, your brainjacks, cyber arms and phone.
If you're a ghetto kid and think the wrong thought, we'll bomb you with a fucking drone!
Captain Eutropia, sends your sons to die for a lie
Massacre innocent people, for the fat wallets of wealthy guys
Captain Eutropia, breaks down your door in your sleep
Tanks crush your yard, ransacks your house with pulse rifled marines
Shoot your dad, rape your wife,
your son waterboarded an inch of his life.
You deserved it, you're probably a criminal or terrorist
Oh, a frat boy son of a CEO, then your pampered ass we'll kiss.
Captain Eutropia, comes for all bad people
Round up immigrant, deviant xenos with the wrong steeple
Journalists, activists, protesters, beamed to prison moons in chains
Or out the airlock, a space concentration camp... Or just gas them all, now we're free!
Space was the final frontier
But Freedom and Democracy
Are dead as all of planet Earth
A toxic shithole husk covered
in radiation and skulls of the poor
Only billionaires got to Mars
Corporate press brainwashes fake democracy at the polls,
authoritarian fascism pollutes the workplace tho!
Captain's movies are cliché, and acting subpar!
your scripts are war-porn propaganda doctored by the Pentagon!
Send kids to murder innocents,
To die for lies to profit the rich!
Death Stars and Destroyers lotsa cash
Sold to states who genocide the masses
Captain Eutropia, get sphagettified into a quasar,
you cocksucking fascist piece of shit, your sick fucking Empire must fall!
Imperial capitalism is the rotten cancer of the Milky Way
The black hole in your heart will kill every last living thing someday!
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