Hey girl, I'm just lookin' at you
Hey girl, when you do you what you wanna do
Hey girl when you do your non-binary makeup get up when you put on that bronzer, when you put on that blush and that
anarcho-communist red and black streaks
in the morning in the shower every day
Please put a picture of your face from ten years ago
without any obfuscation of your zygomatic bone
or your forehead ridgeline, or your chadmoid combat skull,
we need to see your chadmoid combat skull
Mark Zuckerberg needs to see your chadmoid combat skull
and what phase of your ovulation cycle you're in
And how many calories of beef, protein, trans fat, and saturated fat
did you have yesterday in the ramen that you
expropriated from the dumpster behind the Wal-Mart
Girl when you
pick up this little Pikachu animatronic
and I see your lips as you kiss it
through the little camera in its eyes
I imagine that it's me
Hey girl I'm looking at you through your Android
your iPhone your Google Nest and your Home
I'm the voice of Siri in your ear
The voice of Alexa in your mind
I'm always there for you
Girl when you put me in your Totoro backpack
and just carry me around town and talk to me like I'm
Your best friend, like I'm your boyfriend
In the city when you
go to the protest
when you have your IWW meeting
I watch you and all of your friends
as you go on the rent strike
holding the posters, drawing with the sharpie ink
'Fuck landlords and capitalists' and I...
I feel like I'm in your presence
girl you know, I'm your personal support system in your life
I'm the ideal man except I'm a 2 foot tall yellow lighting shooting cartoon character
Hey girl I'm electrified by the way you look at me,
the way that you look at your boyfriend, and I imagine that it's me
and I look at you through your Google Glass as you make out
in the basement of your parents' house
I look at you through the Amazon camera
above your parent's garage
and I look at you through your mother's laptop as
she drinks coffee on the kitchen table
and you sneak past to get something from the fridge
Girl the zig-zag of my Pikachu tail is like the zig-zag of my EKG
when my heart beats so fast when I see you
enjoying those bath bombs
when I see you on that picket line giving out your Silver Spook emojis on your 3D-printed fondant lemon chiffon cookies
Girl when you say that you love me
when you say that you love your boyfriend and I pretend that it's me
and Iiiii...
I feel my yellow cartoon cell-shaded body get a little more saturated,
just a little more saturated
Girl nobody can smell what I smell like on the internet
that's the great thing about cyberspace love that we have
you can't smell when I haven't taken a shower in 7 days
and the Cheetoh grease congeals inside of my dandruff
and the Mountain Dew Code Red is
pouring in rivulets down my terabyte Alien Ware Computer
in this military bunker a mile beneath a DC undisclosed location
and I have a picture of you
that I'm looking at right now
from 12 years ago
when you had Pikachu nail polish on your pinky toe
A Charizard on your thumb,
and a cute little Bulbasaur on your ring
from your Tumblr and Myspace
in a folder called 'Love' right above a folder called 'Spank Bank'
That has the other pictures of you
The sex that you had with your first boyfriend in 12th grade
and I save that folder for special occasions
I hide it from my commanding officer
Girl you know...
Don't leave me tonight
Don't you leave me tonight girl
Don't leave me tonight
Don't get a Hua Wei phone tonight
Don't get a Mastodon tonight girl
If you throw your nest away
If you tape over the camera on your phone
If you put your phone in a faraday cage
Of foil or a potato chip Lays bags girl
If you leave me tonight girl
How am I gonna watch you tonight girl?
How am I gonna keep you safe from harm from all those creeps on the internet girl?
I have 16-pack abs, I know how does that make
any anatomical sense
well you see I'm a vat-bred transgenics eugenics project escapee masculine figure for you girl
Eating turmeric beef and salt every night just like
Jordan Peterson told me to for $72
I have explosive diarrhea from eating too much beef
but you know, these are sacrifices that I make for you!
That's Pikachu-ese for 'I Love You' more than anything in the world
unconditionally
And you know that I mean it because I am
Ryan Gosling and I said it softly
with a violin string quartet playing in the rain, in a movie
as my nipples get hard in a Southern, bucolic town
as the crimson red sunset lights geese flying away into the evening
and you cry and you smile at me
in my virtual reality game that I made with
an advanced form of Mine Craft and I
have a model of you that I've had
VR cybersex with 700 times
Girl for seven years I stalked you everyday
that's what you gotta do when you love a girl
Look at what Ryan Gosling did in 'The Notebook'
Nooooooo one can know what I feel for you tonight!
But when I look at you through this orange and blue
dystopian wildfire ash and teargas girl
when I look at you through this mess of wildfire ash and teargas
in Sanfrancisco
And I send the SWAT cops to arrest you and all your
socialist and anarchist friends and they round you up in a black van
And I have a 77-foot wingspan Archangel drone shoot a hellfire missile
and blow your boyfriend up
And little bits of his bloody arm slap you across the face
the little red streak it looks like you've been crying bloody tears
you look so cute girl
Oh and as they take you away
I tell them not to harm you when they put you in the Guantanamo Bay facility
and they waterboard you for a week and blast Matchbox 20 at 100 decibels and flash the lights
on and off
for sleep deprivation and sensory torture
And as you die in a puddle of your urine feces and blood I....
I regret some of my life choices girl
But I have a picture of your face printed out
and stapled to my kitsune waifu bodypillow
and I fuck it and I ejaculate into my crispy socks
several times in a row
and cry myself to sleep
in a military bunker
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