Your greedy corporations, oh Foolish White Mortals,
Opened up on Mars an interdimensional Portal!
No stairway to heaven - No - to our Black Hellish Gates
And like you did to the Indians - you tried to invade!
You plunder nether resources, you run your warships on Hell-Power
Murder demons, enslave imps, build suburbs on Hell Towers!
Like Bolivia, Afghanistan, Syria, and Iraq
You occupy, exterminate, you steal resources for the buck
Hell agreed to a truce, if you could've just chilled
But you broke the treaty, you lied cheated, stealed and you killed
So prepare, foolish Yankees, for Hell on Earth
Thy flesh be consumed, in the 9th circle you'll burn
Chorus
You're Doomed, space marines
Should've quit while you were ahead
You're Doomed, Colonial thieves
Now we grind your bones to make our bread
Verse 2
We've taken Phobos and Deimos with a wave of Satan's hand
Cyberdemons are inbound for your settler homeland
Your succulent pale flesh, with polenta we'll eat.
Captain Cooked spare ribs, and pickled white feet!
Now we've scorched the West Coast, given it back to the natives
Rip and teared your troops from Houston to Las Vegas
Olympus is falling, to hellknights and hellhounds
We'll be dining on roasted incompetent Washington clowns
Torched your cops to ash, freed all your prison-slaves
Devils come to Georgia, Ameri-KKK-ans are flayed
Your skyscrapers crumble, the fat cats we now savor
If you won't eat your rich, we'll enjoy their flavor
Chorus
You're Doomed, space marines
Should've quit while you were ahead
You're Doomed, Colonial thieves
Now we grind your bones to make our bread
Verse 3
You thought you'd destroy us with your precious Doomslayer?
That American died from lack of healthcare!
Your soldiers croak from covid, lied to and abused
Your Build Back Better is a star-spangled Ruse
In a mass-shooting Ash was boomsticked to bits
Evil Dead munch his corpse like a blood-splattered ritz
Hellraiser has strung up your greedy CEOs
Diablo's shredded bosses, and crypto gym bros
Hellboy's defected, to Daddy's Home Team
When he saw how you shot down Ahmaud Arbery
We're taking Spawn, Ghost Rider, and Daredevil too
Said 'The worse of 2 Satans is Red White and Blue'
Chorus
You're Doomed, space marines
Should've quit while you were ahead
You're Doomed, Colonial thieves
Now we grind your bones to make our bread
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