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No CHUDs
04:19
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A Chud is a guy who thinks he's fly
Also known as a douchebag
Always talking about what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass
So
No, I don't want your number
No I don't wanna give you mine
No I don't wanna meet you nowhere
No I don't want none of your time
No I don't want no chud
A chud is a guy who can't get no love from me
Sitting on the passenger's side of his best friend's ride
Try to holla at me
I don't want no chud
a chud is a guy who is @ing me in my timeline
asking for pics of my feet
I don't wanna give them no you can't have my titties no
A Chud is a guy whose wife is dry
Also known as Ben Shapiro
With small-dick energy and bigot takes
And don't make his woman cum
Oh
No, I don't want your Twitter
No, don't @ me in my timeline
No, I don't need your redpill bullshit
No, don't want a whiny sexist guy
No I don't want no chud
A chud can't deal with this wet-ass-pussy
Crying to his doctor wife, Who then makes up lies
To not hurt loser's feelings
I don't want no chud
a chud is a guy who stans CD Projekt
when it makes transphobic comments
all over Twitter and then doesn't apologize for them
I don't want no chud
a chud is a guy who sends me pics of his cock
and then he yells at me and sends death threats
when I don't wanna talk to him
Fuck off you piece of shit
Go tell your momma to make you another batch of
hot pockets
Well a chud DM me, but his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me
'Cause I'm actin' like class and he's actin' like trash
Can't get wit a deadbeat ass CP 2077 fan
If your partner cook & clean while you game and watch porn
Oh yes son, I'm talking to you
If you offended by women's sexuality
Oh yes son, I'm talking to you
If you shorty never had orgasm
Son I'm talking to your dumbass
If you mad cause your girl make more money than you
Oh yes son, I'm talking to you
But you don't try to get a job then the rent comes due
Oh white male son, I'm talking to your dumbass
If you get mad when women talk at all
Son I'm talkin' to yo ass you will fall
If you get pissed when women have
gaming jobs your a piece of trash
Wanna get with me, with no equality
Oh no I don't want none
A chud is a guy
With a copy of Ayn Rand on his fedora stand
Begging for a mindless Stepford Wife
Spamming in your stream, wanting pics of your feet
A chud is a guy in the vanguard party
selling newspapers while sitting on his butt
Tweeting at you saying you're not revolutionary enough
when you support indigenous peoples' struggles and get hit
SWAT cop batons
Noooo I don't want not no chud
a chud is a guy who tells me to cook and clean
while he sits on his ass
and he plays his fuckin' Cyberpunk 2077
laughing at all his trans jokes
complains when I don't dress like
a sexy witch or a succubus
or a fucking character from Mortal Kombat
And he wants to fuck me every second of the day
but he doesn't get me off I ain't gonna play
with your bullshit
nooooooooo
Noooooo chud
go back to your Donald Trump club
Keep masturbating to your anime kitsune in your bodypillow
Cry yourself to sleep little boy
And when you grow up you can join our org
maybe
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2. |
Red Wedding
02:03
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Hey little sister what's in your pants
I don't care but I'm trans and don't be transphobic, you piece of shit
Hey little sister wanna come with me
Yeah I'm also a sister, lets get married
Ok let's have a RED WEDDING!!!
Cause we're communists and lesbians
YEAH It's a nice day for a Red Wedding
Lesbian Communist space chickens yeahh!!!!
We got red and black feathers in our cyberPUNK game yeah
Hey little sister block them terfs yeah
Hey little sister fuck them jerks yeah
JK Rowling go to hell and CD Projekt too
Hey little sister lets go to the protest
Defend black lives fight cops then have gay sex
In our cooperative housing bedroom
Cause it's a nice day to start again!!!!
In a white supremecist, capitalist, transphobic empire
A nice day for a Red Weddingggg in America Yeah!!!!!
In orbit around mars making love together yeah!!
Fully automated luxury communism inside of... This stream yeah!!!
I got an A with an O in it, on my Gundam yeah!!!
With a picture of Evo on it, smashing fascisssssttts yeah!!!
Cause it's a nice day for a Red Wedding, yeah!
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I would do anything for cyberpunk
I'd install Elon Musk's cyberjack - and get gangrene
I would do anything for cyberpunk
I'd get arrested doing an ATM hack
and go to prison
But I'd never work 100 hours in a single week for a megacorp, no way
I would do anything for cyberpunk, I'd do anything for cyberpunk 2077
I would do anything for cyberpunk, But I won't do crunch
No I wont do that
And some days it don't come easy, and some days my brainjack broke
And some days my cyberarm malfunctions, and these are the days that never end
And some nights my chummers get arrested, and some nights I'm fried by cyberspace ice
Some days I hack a Mitsubishi bank and retire with a pina colada on a white sand beach
Maybe I'm crazy, I'm a Crazy Russian Hacker but it's true
No one can save me, AAA game, no one else can save me now but you
As long as this shithole planet is turning, as long as chrome stars are burning
As long as my cyberpunk dreams are coming true, you better believe it
I would do anything for cyberpunk 2077,
I'd pre-order it on Steam for $70
and go bankrupt
I would do anything for cyberpunk
Anything for cyberpunk, Anything you've been dreaming of
but I would not do AAA crunch
Anything for cyberpunk, Anything you've been dreaming of
And work for hours and hours and hours for terrible pay
Some days I pray for silence, some days I listen to transphobes
And then I look at Twitter and Cyberpunk is doubling down on its bullshit
Maybe I'm lonely, baby that's all I'm qualified to be as an incel
There's just one and only, one and only girlfriend I will have, and she's an anime kitsune
As long as the wheels are turning, as long as my brain is burning
As long as Reddit dreams are coming true, CHUDs you better believe it
We're all gonna do anything for cyberpunk
We'll even yell at random people for being naysayers
We'd do anything for cyberpunk
I'd start a fuckin' Onlyfans and take pictures of my asscrack
I would do anything for cyberpunk, I would even suck off a fuckin skunk
I know the territory I've been around. I've played all your RPGs and they're all fucking bloated
AAA pieces of shit and I
Hate that
You're just a permanent tech demo pretending to be a game
And your fucking billionaire assholes ran away with the money and that's a shame
And I wont support your fuckin AAA garbage no I fuckin wont do that
Oh no
I would do anything for cyberpunk, I'd do anything for cyberpunk
I would do anything for cyberpunk,
But I won't support giant AAA capitalist corporations that crunch their workers.
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On a cold covid morning
In a time ruled by the right
In flames of capitalisms reign
We ride towards the strike
The dark landlords are coming round
And the times are tough alright
The sound of evil bankers fall
Around the world tonight
Fighting hard, fighting for medicare for all
Through the wastelands of New York
The bosses souls will feel the hell
of work stoppages galore
On the blackest plains in Bezos domain
We strike till incomes grow
Through the strike and haze of disinfectant in our nose
So now we picket ever free
We'll sick-in before we're dead and gone
For basic covid test and treatment
Our quest carries on
Far beyond a two week thing
Far beyond the summer
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls
So far away we withhold our labor
For the lives all so wasted and gone - cause covid murdered you
We feel the pain of 30,000 dollar hospital bills today
Through corona and the strike we carry on
As the red flag is waving
And worker rage hits rich guys
They'll spill champagne as the masses below
Strike a terror in their eyes
Running back through the mid morning strike
There's a burning in our hearts
As we banished capitalists from the workers lands
To a place in central park
In your leftist dreams see to believe
Our destiny is nigh
We'll have food and healthcare housing and justice tonight!
Comrades in equality
Is finally a reality
No longer alone in desperation
Now exploitation's gone
Lost inside a fallen time
Lost within Bezos' mind
Day after day this general strike must go on
So far away we withhold our labor
For the lives all so wasted and gone - cause capitalism murdered you
We feel the pain of 30,000 dollar hospital bills today
Through corona and the strike we carry on
Woah, woah, whoah I got covid
Oh, I'm dying oh no
I'm joining the Unions, tenant and worker orgs
and then I'm gonna join the protest tonight
Now here we stand with billionaire blood on our hands (in a videogame)
We fought so hard, now can we understand
We'll break the exploitation of the working class if we possible can
For freedom of every human!
So far away we withhold our labor
For the lives all so wasted and gone - cause covid and capitalism killed you
We feel the pain of 30,000 dollar hospital bills today
Through corona and the strike we carry on
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5. |
Captain Eutropia
03:55
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Oh
Captain Eutropia, deliver us from cosmic evil
Captain Eutropia, mighty starships brave and free
Defend our universe, new homeworld, and colonies
from the Shoulder of Orion to Big Dipper's shining 'C'
Boldly go to rape, plunder, and pillage strange new worlds,
a thousand races with puppet dictators to ensure high returns
Strip mine all your colonies to lifeless oblivion,
call it progress and efficiency, we bring civilization, son!
your jingoistic movies make billions for war profiteers
while SWAT cops break legs of aliens, non-macho guys, darks, and queers,
Captain Eutropia, cis, human, male, Christian, white and straight
Makes Nazis to up profit by dividing workers and driving slaves.
Captain Eutropia, beloved savior of the rich.
Captain Eutropia, he plants flags in every planet
Everything bad that happens, is due to Red Sovinons
We've Liberty and freedom to live in deceit and panopticon,
Don't talk shit about Captain, or you'll get banned on the spot
from internet, social media and lose your mortgage and your job!
Watched in the street, bugged in your house, your brainjacks, cyber arms and phone.
If you're a ghetto kid and think the wrong thought, we'll bomb you with a fucking drone!
Captain Eutropia, sends your sons to die for a lie
Massacre innocent people, for the fat wallets of wealthy guys
Captain Eutropia, breaks down your door in your sleep
Tanks crush your yard, ransacks your house with pulse rifled marines
Shoot your dad, rape your wife,
your son waterboarded an inch of his life.
You deserved it, you're probably a criminal or terrorist
Oh, a frat boy son of a CEO, then your pampered ass we'll kiss.
Captain Eutropia, comes for all bad people
Round up immigrant, deviant xenos with the wrong steeple
Journalists, activists, protesters, beamed to prison moons in chains
Or out the airlock, a space concentration camp... Or just gas them all, now we're free!
Space was the final frontier
But Freedom and Democracy
Are dead as all of planet Earth
A toxic shithole husk covered
in radiation and skulls of the poor
Only billionaires got to Mars
Corporate press brainwashes fake democracy at the polls,
authoritarian fascism pollutes the workplace tho!
Captain's movies are cliché, and acting subpar!
your scripts are war-porn propaganda doctored by the Pentagon!
Send kids to murder innocents,
To die for lies to profit the rich!
Death Stars and Destroyers lotsa cash
Sold to states who genocide the masses
Captain Eutropia, get sphagettified into a quasar,
you cocksucking fascist piece of shit, your sick fucking Empire must fall!
Imperial capitalism is the rotten cancer of the Milky Way
The black hole in your heart will kill every last living thing someday!
Captain Eutropia,
Captain Eutropia,
Captain Eutropia,
BOLDLY GO TO HELL!
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6. |
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Hey girl, I'm just lookin' at you
Hey girl, when you do you what you wanna do
Hey girl when you do your non-binary makeup get up when you put on that bronzer, when you put on that blush and that
anarcho-communist red and black streaks
in the morning in the shower every day
Please put a picture of your face from ten years ago
without any obfuscation of your zygomatic bone
or your forehead ridgeline, or your chadmoid combat skull,
we need to see your chadmoid combat skull
Mark Zuckerberg needs to see your chadmoid combat skull
and what phase of your ovulation cycle you're in
And how many calories of beef, protein, trans fat, and saturated fat
did you have yesterday in the ramen that you
expropriated from the dumpster behind the Wal-Mart
Girl when you
pick up this little Pikachu animatronic
and I see your lips as you kiss it
through the little camera in its eyes
I imagine that it's me
Hey girl I'm looking at you through your Android
your iPhone your Google Nest and your Home
I'm the voice of Siri in your ear
The voice of Alexa in your mind
I'm always there for you
Girl when you put me in your Totoro backpack
and just carry me around town and talk to me like I'm
Your best friend, like I'm your boyfriend
In the city when you
go to the protest
when you have your IWW meeting
I watch you and all of your friends
as you go on the rent strike
holding the posters, drawing with the sharpie ink
'Fuck landlords and capitalists' and I...
I feel like I'm in your presence
girl you know, I'm your personal support system in your life
I'm the ideal man except I'm a 2 foot tall yellow lighting shooting cartoon character
Hey girl I'm electrified by the way you look at me,
the way that you look at your boyfriend, and I imagine that it's me
and I look at you through your Google Glass as you make out
in the basement of your parents' house
I look at you through the Amazon camera
above your parent's garage
and I look at you through your mother's laptop as
she drinks coffee on the kitchen table
and you sneak past to get something from the fridge
Girl the zig-zag of my Pikachu tail is like the zig-zag of my EKG
when my heart beats so fast when I see you
enjoying those bath bombs
when I see you on that picket line giving out your Silver Spook emojis on your 3D-printed fondant lemon chiffon cookies
Girl when you say that you love me
when you say that you love your boyfriend and I pretend that it's me
and Iiiii...
I feel my yellow cartoon cell-shaded body get a little more saturated,
just a little more saturated
Girl nobody can smell what I smell like on the internet
that's the great thing about cyberspace love that we have
you can't smell when I haven't taken a shower in 7 days
and the Cheetoh grease congeals inside of my dandruff
and the Mountain Dew Code Red is
pouring in rivulets down my terabyte Alien Ware Computer
in this military bunker a mile beneath a DC undisclosed location
and I have a picture of you
that I'm looking at right now
from 12 years ago
when you had Pikachu nail polish on your pinky toe
A Charizard on your thumb,
and a cute little Bulbasaur on your ring
from your Tumblr and Myspace
in a folder called 'Love' right above a folder called 'Spank Bank'
That has the other pictures of you
The sex that you had with your first boyfriend in 12th grade
and I save that folder for special occasions
I hide it from my commanding officer
Girl you know...
Don't leave me tonight
Don't you leave me tonight girl
Don't leave me tonight
Don't get a Hua Wei phone tonight
Don't get a Mastodon tonight girl
If you throw your nest away
If you tape over the camera on your phone
If you put your phone in a faraday cage
Of foil or a potato chip Lays bags girl
If you leave me tonight girl
How am I gonna watch you tonight girl?
How am I gonna keep you safe from harm from all those creeps on the internet girl?
I have 16-pack abs, I know how does that make
any anatomical sense
well you see I'm a vat-bred transgenics eugenics project escapee masculine figure for you girl
Eating turmeric beef and salt every night just like
Jordan Peterson told me to for $72
I have explosive diarrhea from eating too much beef
but you know, these are sacrifices that I make for you!
Pika pika,
pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika
pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika
pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika
pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika
pika-pika pika-pika
PIKACHUUUU!!!!!!!!
That's Pikachu-ese for 'I Love You' more than anything in the world
unconditionally
And you know that I mean it because I am
Ryan Gosling and I said it softly
with a violin string quartet playing in the rain, in a movie
as my nipples get hard in a Southern, bucolic town
as the crimson red sunset lights geese flying away into the evening
and you cry and you smile at me
in my virtual reality game that I made with
an advanced form of Mine Craft and I
have a model of you that I've had
VR cybersex with 700 times
Girl for seven years I stalked you everyday
that's what you gotta do when you love a girl
Look at what Ryan Gosling did in 'The Notebook'
Nooooooo one can know what I feel for you tonight!
But when I look at you through this orange and blue
dystopian wildfire ash and teargas girl
when I look at you through this mess of wildfire ash and teargas
in Sanfrancisco
And I send the SWAT cops to arrest you and all your
socialist and anarchist friends and they round you up in a black van
And I have a 77-foot wingspan Archangel drone shoot a hellfire missile
and blow your boyfriend up
And little bits of his bloody arm slap you across the face
the little red streak it looks like you've been crying bloody tears
you look so cute girl
Oh and as they take you away
I tell them not to harm you when they put you in the Guantanamo Bay facility
and they waterboard you for a week and blast Matchbox 20 at 100 decibels and flash the lights
on and off
for sleep deprivation and sensory torture
And as you die in a puddle of your urine feces and blood I....
I regret some of my life choices girl
But I have a picture of your face printed out
and stapled to my kitsune waifu bodypillow
and I fuck it and I ejaculate into my crispy socks
several times in a row
and cry myself to sleep
in a military bunker
Pika pika,
pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika
pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika
pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika
pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika
pika-pika pika-pika
PIKACHUUUU!!!!!!!!
That's Pikachu-ese for 'I Love You' more than anything in the world
unconditionally
And you know that I mean it cause Iiiiiiiii....
Pika pika,
pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika
pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika
pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika
pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika pika-pika
pika-pika pika-pika
PIKACHUUUUUU-UUUUUUUU-UUUUU!!!!!!!!
As your body rots
into a pile of dust
and worms and maggots eat out your eyes
I regret some of the choices that I made
but I still love you
more than anything except
Baby Yoda
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7. |
Mr. Floyd And Me
05:57
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I used to walk down the street
and everybody'd be smiling at me
I use to wave at kids while they'd lick their ice cream cones
and they'd look at me say
'Daddy I wanna be a big big star
just like Mr. Police Man!'
Every body they used to hug me and kiss me
White folks used to call me up when they'd have a noise disturbance
and a wellness check or somebody birdwatching
of a dark color in Central Park
and I was so happy
But
Mr. Floyd and me
we're big big stars on the TV screen now
Why does everybody not love me
I used to be such a famous big big star
but now Mr. Floyd and Brianna they're upstaging me
all I did was shoot them 22 times in their sleep,
and kneel on their neck to death
I don't get why nobody loves me
Everybody loves Floyd, why don't they love me?
I used to protect and serve
with my little badge on my shirt
and I would walk through the neighborhood and
blow away all the kids with the baggy pants
all the dark-skins and blackies
cause they're all criminals
that I know cause I watched a lot of NYPD Blue
and a lot of Bad Boys Bad Boys Watcha Gonna Do
cause that's what cops do
I'm just killin' the criminals
why does nobody love me?
I wanna resign from the NYPD
nobody loves me
I'm gonna take my million dollar pension and
throw it out the window cause
I'm a little fucking piggy cry-baby police
oooOOooOhhhh
Don't you wanna make any more Netflix Series Cop TV shows?
Everybody loves to watch Hollywood dudes like Ice-T playing a po-po
shoots all of the bad dudes like Brooklyn 99
Look they've got Jewish and Black and Hispanic and female cops
getting the criminal every time
running him down in the alley
taking down his BVDs and then putting the handcuffs on him and throwing him in prison
solving crimes on a regular basis
I only solved one felony
and the dude was a black kid that I framed in front of the 711
by sticking a 9 millimeter Berreta in his hand and then taking him off to prison
But all the black kids that I killed they were fucking looters and criminals
they all kill each other anyway!
They're all worthless little kids who're just gonna steal stereos or VHS from the Sears or the Target
I'm killing them to protect my neighborhood from those
black-black-black-black-black-black-black-black-
black George Floyd relatives
Why don't you all love me?
Everyone should love the police
Why don't you love me
I went to the McDonalds and they served me my egg McMuffin
and the Hispanic lady, she's probably a criminal
and I should call ICE on her
She took two minutes too long
why don't they give me my coffee
in less than 30 seconds at the McDonalds?
That's racism against the Blue NYPD!
Fuck you all why you hate me?
Why you make me resign I'm a good little piggy
killing black people, throwing them in prison
so Jeff Bezos can have 25-cents-an-hour slave labor to make his
vegan and non-vegan Whole Foods cheese
Oh why doesn't everyone love me
When everyone loves all those black people
they lookin at you
they should be lookin at me!
Not George Floyd's body
They should be lookin' at me and
little kids should be comin up
and I should be givin them lolipops
with a shield and a star on them
and they wanna be me when they grow up
Even my own child she disown me!
she an anarcho-communist listening to all those
leftist podcasts and the breadtubes
why do you watch those twitch streams
with all those trans lefty commies!
Why don't you love me I'm a NYPD officer
used to mean so much to me
now I just wanna quit
talking to my guys and women in my life
all the women that I have sex with
not my wife I beat her
and then she left me
why did she leave me?
50% of cops are domestic abusers
Why don't you wanna fucking fuck me?
Mr. Floyd and me
i got a big beef
Ms Brianna Taylor and me
why don't they love me
Mr Ahmaud Aubrey
fuckin upstaging me
why does everybody love blackee
and those fuckin n-words
they all all over them
why don't they give me peace of mind
why don't they give me my pension and million dollars
in dime bags
i just wanna smoke some of the drugs I stole from blackee
I don't get why nobdy likes the police
I quit my job I'm going home
I'm gonna be a security guard at home depot
they don't give me a gun but at least I can chase down some kids
but I can't shoot them in the back for being black now
When everybody don't leave me
I'm gonna stop being an LAPD
nobody love me
I just wanted to be a boy-in-blue police
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